#the name just doesn’t exist
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A snippet if you will:
(this is unedited and I haven’t sleep in….. a questionable amount of time, so if y’all see something funky. No you didn’t)
#the unnamed princess bride au#the name just doesn’t exist#like babe where are you??#I’ve been diggin#scratchin every surface in my pea-sized brain and I can’t find nothin#like babe really doesn’t want to be found#but I’m gonna find her#just you wait#……it’s most likely gonna be a song lyric who am I kiddin#anywayssss I’m going back into hiding#peace🫡🫡#sunny’s writing
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THE LOVE TRIANGLE
ford, fidds, and bill are living in a late 70s/early 80s sci fi psychological horror film that was buried upon release due to its explicit gay themes but quickly became an underground cult hit
numerous associations would decry its depiction of homoeroticism between its principal characters, but nobody could deny the surrealist film had its merit. “it’s like someone concocted an unholy combination between the shining and space odyssey and then died of the instantaneous nuclear fallout. why would anyone make this? are they stupid?” one reviewer said.
more alternates + sketch under the cut
#gravity falls#the book of bill#tbob#ford pines#stanford pines#journal 3#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#young fiddleford#bill cipher#fiddauthor#billford#billfiddlesford#bill x ford#billfiddauthor#the love triangle#love triangle#ford x fiddleford#eyestrain#my art#the shipping is implied but i still think it counts#love triangle is SUCH a better name than billfiddlesford i fucking hate that name#i’m not even a billfiddauthor truther i’m sorry i mean technically yes but it’s like#i see the three’s dynamic as it is in canon just as explicitly queer#so like. bill is manipulating ford with flattery and driving a wedge between him and his only friend. fiddleford doesn’t know bill exists#i love the art with bill and fidds interacting but like#fiddleford being in the dark the entire time fucks me up man
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damn marc really said yeah the vr46 kids.. pecco and luca such good kids... who the fuck is bezzecchi
“Bagnaia, Bezzecchi, Marini and some others are very close with Rossi. Do you feel any mistrust, given what happened between you and Valentino?” “No. Every rider is different. I have a good, affable relationship with Pecco. And with Luca, also. We know how to separate things between us.”
#does franco even exist in his head.#babe wake up new marcXvr46kids lore just dropped#this is from 6 days ago#interview with corriere della sera if im not wrong#he truly doesn’t even want to remember bez name and i respect that choice bc i need bez to be pathetic and desperate for it#had a stroke while reading this#luca and marc are very dear to me for some reason. luca genuinely seems so kind to marc :(#marc marquez#marco bezzecchi#pecco bagnaia#luca marini#vr46 riders#marcmarc#marcnaia
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I know the König x secret admirer reader is not gonna be officially continued but I was wondering if you could maybe explore part of it😭 there’s a part that mentioned that König gets laid in the military and I was wondering how angsty it would be if reader found out?🤭
Yes of course! ^^ It would be angsty... and fluffy! These two are the silliest people who ever lived tbh 🩷🐥
König is young in this AU (around his early 20s) and wildly inexperienced compared to some of the other recruits his age.
His first time was with a girl who joined the army when König had been there for about 1.5 years already. Desperate as he was with hiding the fact that he’s still a virgin, he tumbled into bed with this lady after a night out at the bar. She thoroughly seduced him, and König’s instincts told him she was only looking for fun, but he went with her anyway because, well. Loneliness can kill you, you know?!
He tried to woo her a bit after that until it became quite clear that this woman was not planning to settle down anytime soon. If anything, she was looking for a new conquest – and it’s fine, totally fine, except that König had surrendered a tiny piece of his heart to her along with his dick... That’s just how he is, and it took him more than a few months to get over the fact that it was “just a shag” and he “shouldn’t take things so seriously”.
That’s also why he closed off from people again, decided to concentrate on work and training and gym – until our cute little angel stumbled into his life like the prettiest saving grace! König was a goner from the start because this girl's approach was very different, so gentle and sweet compared to grimy shot glasses and smudgy lipstick and raunchy jokes. It’s a given that he was a little shocked when she sent her that pic 🙄 reminding him of promiscuous women who are not looking for a soul but a body, but because he is what he is the first thing he did was crank things up a notch and send her a dick pic back…
Yes, he’s desperate, but he’s also an go hard or go home man and this time, König is relatively sure he’s dealing with a lovely, delicate soul. Someone who wouldn’t just leave him out in the cold after getting what she wants.
And everything is like a fairytale between these two until she finds out he’s not a virgin despite he seemed a bit… like one… (in this scenario I think reader is a virgin and she thought König was one too because of obvious reasons? lol) And it’s fine, totally fine for her as well, except that the image of König having the night of his life with some military babe is haunting her from dusk till dawn.
There’s bound to be some drama when she starts asking timidly whether she’s still there… Whether they see each other every day. If they talk to each other, if he trains with her, etc. What if they test rifles together, or go out again with the sniper crew and get drunk and König feels… a little lonely?
She knows he would never cheat on her, not in a million years, but knowing how much of a wet dog he is she can’t promise that she’ll be all calm and relaxed during weekends, knowing her boyfriend is out there, full of testosterone and heart, his heart somewhat susceptible to female influence… Maybe even good old seduction…
And what’s even worse is the jealousy, the envy.
What if she’s more badass than her? That doesn't take much... She must be fierce if she’s in the military, something completely different, a forbidden apple König might want to taste again. It’s maddening, and when she finally opens up about it to him, spitting it out one night when he asks what’s bugging his sweet angel, there’s a big fat silence that follows.
König can't even believe she has torn her heart to pieces over something like this, alone and upset and ashamed when she's a literal angel. He sits her nice and pretty in his lap and talks her ear off about how he has nothing against this woman, truly, but that she is nothing compared to his first (and hopefully last!) girlfriend. Their love could never be compared to what happened between him and that girl, these things can’t even be spoken together in the same sentence. If he’s completely honest, his first time was... disappointing. Awkward, humbling, a total drunken mess of which he remembers nothing except that the woman wasn’t completely present either and that he was ashamed that his first time had to be like this.
Honestly, he felt like he lost his virginity on the night when he came to see her. She’s everything he’s ever dreamed of, all he thinks about these days... It’s quite annoying, actually, because he’s supposed to concentrate on how the wind blows and that the ammo doesn’t get wet and that he’s properly concealed.
He could be lying in a ditch with dummy rounds whirling past him and all he could think about are her eyes and lips and giggling and tits and, and… that. How warm it is, how nice it is, how he would just want to curl himself next to her when he hops back to his bunk in the evening. Her smile is the last thing he sees before he dreams, her voice is what he hears. All the things she said, all those sweet, silly little things, chime in his ear before he sleeps.
And all the precious moments they’ve already spent together, the times he made love to her under the trees... There’s nothing like that in the whole world and if she thinks something else can top that she's even sillier than he thought. He could comb through all the continents and he would never find a girl like her.
So tell him again... Why would he go to a shot glass of saltwater when he has a jar of wild honey right here at home?
#lmao what könig doesn’t tell her probablyyy is that the lady is not interested in him either#she just hops from D to D so she barely remembers König even exists#he’s only a co-star in some stories she tells her friends#like “Ooh yeah that one guy had a horse cock but he fussed around with the condom so much I almost fell asleep haha”#“what was his name again? shit I can’t remember”#meanwhile our angel reader is ascending to the 7th plane with the help of the horse cock in question like “Köniii T^T”#always the funniest thing when a secret admirer gets jealous of his object of obsession who’s actually fucking enamored with their no 1 fan#König gets jettisoned to the sun everytime she so much as *looks* his way#like are you both completely utterly dense or were you just born this way…#<3 sillies
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oh nothing just thinking about that period between xvii and xviii where flint wakes up alone in a cell, his partner’s blood drying on his face, and realizes with a terrible clarity that nothing will be the same ever again
#I NEED TO NOT BE HERE RIGHT NOW.#that implied time makes me feel the worst things in the worst way.#i understand now why yall were saying that miranda wasn’t the only one that died that day#rocking back and forth and thinking about how hard he tried to be james mcgraw this season.#if anything the constant flashbacks to his past indicate that he’s still hovering between his two identities#especially when he speaks his old name into existence with abigail and miranda….#he hasn’t forgotten it. he doesn’t want to forget it. he doesn’t want to reach that point of no return#and in charlestown he was willing to act the part of a muzzled dog if it meant he wouldn’t be seen as just captain flint#but a muzzled dog is still an angry dog and when you take away the thing it loves…#cries so hard i throw up#black sails#james flint
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sasuke being painted as The possessive one of the relationship when that’s not shown in canon and people mostly use panels out of context (i saw “my one and only” or “i know your heart and you mine” being used to prove him being possessive which is ???) but somehow naruto that actually has moments he shows to be possessive are not counted. but like even without them, if you analyzed their relationship you would realize it does make the most sense for naruto to be like that unlike sasuke. because naruto has abandonment issues already with sasuke, sasuke did left him and cut him off once and left naruto really traumatized (even if it’s not sasuke’s fault, it’s still one of the biggest sources of naruto’s pain) so him being scared sasuke could leave him again and the urge to keep him makes complete sense. on the other hand, sasuke has never felt that loss, naruto has constantly chased and picked him over everyone including his own goals over and over. and his fears about love turning into grief if he lost naruto are quite literally shattered by naruto himself in vote2.
#another argument about about sasuke being territorial is a rivalry w gaara? that doesn’t exists to begin with#and sasuke barely knows him and has never shown any care. and most people’s proof is filler FROM GAARA SIDE because even in fillers sasuke#is never shown remembering gaara#but also i see sasusakus also making sasuke possessive of sakura even when sakura is the one fighting girls for sasuke and sasuke not payin#any attention so i think this is just another projection ppl do over sasuke’s personality shoving tropes from other “serious characters”#sasuke’s jealousy problem are never due to romance it’s just him seeing himself less powerful than itachi/naruto#ALSO ALSO i think this is another case of people projecting things they percieve as negative in naruto into sasuke#even if that just makes naruto’s character bland as fuck and its tragic#like the same happen when ppl say sasuke is rude at first when in reality naruto has always been more rude or calling ppl he just met names#mine
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CASPIAN OF THE GRANDBERRY PIRATES!! (+ my silly Rudith x Caspian ship)
From rp blogs but I wanted to post it here :3
#jrwi riptide#jrwi#just roll with it#Caspian#caspian jrwi#Rudith JRWI#Rudith#frost flowers#<- Making the name cause doesn’t exist#:( /silly#also Caspian in a dress bc I can do whatever I want#grandberry pirates#jrwi riptide fanart
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mister laios dungeon meshi…. as an autistic person, i dont think ive ever related more to a character before.
like laios being so disinterested by the human world around him, unable to understand it and growing bitter towards humans because of how much and how easily they hurt. with monsters theres a Reason for what they do — its all survival, and that makes sense. humans, however, hurt just to hurt. all the suffering that he and falin went through have been because of humans. why would he like them? why would he ever be interested in them? he and falin have Never been afforded being seen as humans.
i feel like, with laios, he likes who he likes, and he doesnt really think about people he doesnt like. sure they exist, and he knows and acknowledges this, but theyre not his. the only humans that really matter to him are the ones that hes grown attached to. hes very compassionate but thats because its in his nature. if he wasnt a kind person at heart, i dont think he’d bother with people at all. that kindness is such a core part of him.
if he were in the modern world i just KNOW that guy wouldnt care about a career or school or even all these supposedly human aspirations that people have-- these long term goals, these big lofty ideals. he would just care about the day to day. working to ensure theres a roof over his head and food on the table. reading about monsters. having dinner with his friends. making sure his loved ones are all doing okay. and i can just imagine people being like "but dont you want... more?" and laios being so confused. why WOULD you ever want more? why would he ever want to give himself to the rat race? be exhausted constantly? work towards a goal that only other people view as worthy? why, when what he has right here is exactly what he wanted!! laios doesnt have these "human" desires and thats a core part of why he feels so alienated from other people. so different. like a monster himself. and as someone who is autistic, let me just say.….. me too buddy.
#dungeon meshi spoilers#dungeon meshi#sorry this was in rhe drafts while reading andi just#as an autistic person i relate really hard to him#this is just how i view and read him btw which doesn’t need to be said but#im saying it anyways HEHE#i just. biting him#hes so compassionate like its in his nature but yet hes so disinterested#and its not out of a lack of caring bc like i said he cares very deeply in his core#its just. anything outside of his immediate bubble barely exists#he literally cant remember kabrus name bc kabru never made that deep impression on him#like what he did impart is very surface level and laios may not comprehend that on rhe surface but yet he still Knows it and Sees it#i want to talk more ab him. forever and ever#dunmeshi#dunmeshi spoilers#laois touden#tagging so more laios fans come to me. i need people to talk ab him with
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III. Lost in the Woods
“Nicholas! I found someone who knows the way out of here,” Princess Sparrow said, but when Prince Nicholas turned to see the guide she spoke of, he found her kneeling in the dirt.
“Who are you talking to?” Nicholas asked.
The Prince went to stand behind the Princess, but swiftly regretted the decision when he found himself meeting the eight glossy black eyes of the hairy beast crawling over the Princess’s bare arm.
“She knows every leaf and root of this forest, she says he can have us back to the road within an hour,” Princess Sparrow said. She raised the monster to properly meet her travelling companion, seemingly unable to identify the spider as grotesque.
Nicholas screamed.
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#sparrow oak#nick close#nicholas foster#doodly#fairytale au#lovesong#the spider’s name is Sasha btw#I’m drawing these out of order btw#so there’s no chapter ii excerpt and art rn#I’m just throwing arbitrary numbers where I assume scenes would fit#In the book that doesn’t exist#edited because I forgot her cuff#which is actually pretty important to the story
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gg stans r always like “that’s what you get for stanning men but what do you expect from a stupid woman”
#[ 💬 ] — lia rambles#the fact that a sa investigation has turned into kpoppie fanwars has made me so angry#from the misinfo about the name list that doesn’t exist#to “ouuu my faves would neverr#SHUT THE FUCK UP#the amount of gg only stan’s on twt on tiktok rn like this is why i only stan girl groups#women can be predators. anybody can be a predator. that’s the whole fucking point of why this is so scary#just admit that you hate other women and move on#or god forbid if you’re a male gg stan…
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Look, I love unhinged doctor Evan who’s sadistic and clinical and quiet and weirdo and a scientist through and through
But I also love messy, lowlife Evan who loves to smoke with his friends and is a bit more talkative and maybe somewhat pissy, likes to pick fights sometimes, and is still a weirdo (in a different way), has some wild kinks and strange moral codes only he (and Barty probably) knows and is more lively and more carefree bc again, he’s messy
And I also like him being somewhere in between.
#Evan is a fun character bc you can play with him a lot#like I’m all for characterizing the marauders close to their in canon personalities bc they’re fun and unique on their own#and really interesting to explore#but Evan is like a blank slate#he’s in like two lines in gof#he basically doesn’t exist apart from a name lol poor bb#so he’s fun to explore too bc you can go so many ways about it#and I like seeing what people think of him and abt him and abt how he’d be#idk it’s just fun and interesting#evan rosier#marauders era#slytherin skittles#the emeralds#marauder headcanons#Evan rosier headcanons#marauders#er
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currently thinking about that one moment from thh that was lost in translation… that bit from the first trial where they’re discussing aoi’s alibi (in reference to getting the knife) and how she was in the kitchen with sakura the whole time?
this is how the conversation goes in the english translation
obv in english this can be chalked up to him just like… not knowing her name. but the reason he asks is because when aoi mentions sakura, she refers to her as sakura-chan and everyone else atp only knows her by her surname and MAYBE an honorific (or a flat out insult, thank u hiro hagakure)
so um. what if they’re best friends and then what if they’re in love and uhm. yuri. send tweet <3
#i literally love them so bad#like they’ve only spent a couple days together in game and yet they’re on a first name basis#when nobody else was#just makes me think about how lovely they are and how close they probably were during their school lives#btw i think this was included in the animation becuz they go by last names there (and pronounce half of them WRONG) but that thing sucks#i pretend it doesn’t exist most days#anyway i love these two :) they spark joy#stef rambles#danganronpa#trigger happy havoc#leon kuwata#aoi asahina#sakura ogami#sakuraoi
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just gonna go ahead and say this in advance—
if Riz does indeed come out in junior year, and he says, “I’m ace” or “I’m asexual” when referring specifically to his lack of romantic attraction, aromantic people are allowed to be upset about it.
#because yes of course some people irl say ace to mean both bc that’s how they personally identify#but in fictional media the distinction is necessary. especially with how few canonically aromantic characters even exist in ANY mainstream/#popular media.#I assure you I’m not invalidating anyone who is ace and they mean that to include lack of romantic attraction.#But to look at this from a MEDIA PERSPECTIVE its irresponsible to do this w/out clarification that they also know the word aromantic exists#because otherwise that’s just a conflation of asexual and aromantic without any nuance#and an erasure of aromantic people who are not asexual.#Plus—name a single fucking time a character in mainstream/popular media has said the word aromantic.#Because I can name several instances where they say asexual. But I can’t think of ONE where they say aro or aromantic.#(Maybe that Isaac kid does in season 2 of Heartstopper? But I haven’t seen it so I’m not 100% sure.)#anyways.#the way this fucking fandom—and ANY fandom with a canon aro character—discusses the aromantic spectrum#is blatantly just to remove their own personal guilt for shipping that character with other characters and erasing their orientation.#because yes aromanticism IS a spectrum!! But when people talk about fabriz and say ‘he can still be ace!’ (Which is aro erasure) or#‘he can still be aro!’ They never SHOW riz still being aro or having any kind of complex relationship with romance.#I’m angry and I’m allowed to be.#I get that a ship you liked may be hard to let go of or something#But I’d be much less mad if all the fabriz fans said ‘yeah I know Riz is aro in canon and he and Fabian would never get together.#I just like to imagine it sometimes in fiction/fanon!’ Then that would be a WHOLE different conversation#Because then they’d at least be acknowledging that riz doesn’t feel romance in canon. That fabriz is something that actively#Goes against the canon characterization of one of those characters—and that’s fine. Just fucking ACKNOWLEDGE IT.#But most of these people either WANT fabriz to be canon/believe it WILL BE canon#OR I guess feel uncomfortable confronting the fact that they ARE erasing riz’s aromanticism so they don’t even acknowledge it at all.#fhjy#fantasy high#d20#dimension 20#riz gukgak#aromantic riz gukgak#fhsy
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Looking at my list of headcanon for Yuu and I’m restraining myself so hard from calling him Ferdinand von Aegir
#The said headcanon is that Tendo Yuu is his Japanese legal name#Cuz he’s originally German#Sadly because I don’t wanna use the meme his German name in my headcanon is Ferdinand von Engel#Basically both names are the same#if ur wondering Yuu in my headcanon isn’t an orphane but he’s literally just an assurance child#Basically his parents popped him out for the sake of fortune#Then throw money at him and never look at Yuu ever again#Cuz he’s just a proof that the marriage exist#And Yuu doesn’t even remember his parents face cuz they only meet like 1-2 times a year#(To ensure that Yuu is still alive)#Might not be necessary details but Yuu’s mom is JP and father is Germany#So yeah it’s a business marriage without any love#And Yuu is just#Severely affected by that#It twisted his view on love and affection#Which is why he latched on Ryuuga so fast when he was given some recognition#And turned his nose up at Tsubasa so fast at the same time too because the bird disregard what defines him#(I wanna talk about how Tsubasa in Fusion see everything in DN in ss1 as a tool to complete his task#which including Yuu#can I take about that?)#yuu tendo#headcanons
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hood is the ceo of “other people have it worse” /HJ
#meanwhile void is the ceo of ‘other people don’t exist’#it’s not the hood blog ikik#but who could he be thinking about??? oooOOOOoooOoo /silly#fnf psychic#fnf hood#fnf void#purple guys dlc#fic snippet#two plus one#<- name subject to change#i think these two imagine psychic’s relationship with his master to be worse than it really is#in that they think dearest is emotionally distant and doesn’t acknowledge the way psi has completely given himself to him#hood is probably more forgiving and open to believing psychic when he says it’s much better than that#void is not. lmao#bc then he has to acknowledge that psychic has someone more important to him. someone void resents; on top of already being tossed to the-#side for someone automatically inferior by vice of not being void#void doesn't genuinely care for psychic's well being he just wants the attention and to be able to hold that over dearest#i think he would really enjoy getting to replace dd solely for the novelty. bc void and psi could never have what psi has w dd#hood doesn't know the dearests well if at all so he basically has to trust whatever psychic says. and i don't think hood would#take psychic for someone who sugarcoats things#there's a difference between acting strong and acting like the situation is better than it actually is#psychic heavily engages in the first behavior but never the second. he is extremely brutally honest (except w select people i.e. girlfriend#and hood realizes that. so i don't think he would have any reason to disbelieve psychic if psychic explained that he has a really good#relationship with his master. that being said psychic has not explained that to hood in depth lmao#he doesn't want to admit the way he sees his master. and talking about their relationship could be a slippery slope#for the most part he is very good at not talking about himself. so hood still doesn't understand him that well. but he's perceptive.#especially next to void. hood sees the way psychic picks his master over them and i think he recognizes a little bit of himself in that#because of his relationship with zeta. he doesn't see the full picture but he has a better idea of what psychic wants than void does.#so yeah. really all they can do is genuinely talk to psychic together. but together they never will.
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The weight of the world is a heavy burden
Especially for a child
(Or, in slightly less dramatic terms – I imagine that the first of her past lives that Avatar Suiren [who is the Avatar after Aang instead of Korra in my AU, and also Ghazan and Ming-Hua’s daughter] gets to talk to is Yangchen, because she is too plagued by memories not her own [including Jetsun’s death, fun fact]. And Yangchen wouldn’t want another child to go through what she did on their own)
(Or maybe someone just needed an excuse to draw @katkastrofa’s latest obsession in a context that interests them as well, just in time to maybe cheer her up a little? You can’t prove anything)
#my art#artists on tumblr#the legend of korra#Avatar Suiren AU#Kat and Nia and their multiverse of madness#yangchen#original character#sotrl suiren#if you’re wondering what the context is. Suiren is around 8 or 9 here. already having revealed herself as the Avatar to her parents#and it has been Hard. because as much as they try to maintain a sense of normalcy for her. it’s clear that things have changed#they never accounted for their daughter turning out to be the Avatar. they hoped Aang dying on the night she was born to be a coincidence#all of their plans now have to be rethought and put on hold because her safety is more important than anything else#she is never blamed for anything. she is still just as loved. yet there’s now a heaviness in their gazes whenever they look at her#the Avatar as a concept should not exist. it is too much power and responsibility for one being who is ultimately human#that’s what Suiren was taught. so what do those teachings mean if she’s the Avatar?#basically.. a whole lot of cognitive dissonance and she hasn’t even been alive for a decade yet#and all her life her head was filled by strange memories and dreams. fragments of lives not her own. sometimes nightmares#and usually her mama would comfort her through it but tonight… she just wants to be alone#so she wanders off. not too far. but enough that she wouldn’t be heard. and just softly cries#because it’s too much. because she doesn’t want to be the Avatar. why her? why not anyone else?#and as she whispers that she wishes she wasn’t the Avatar. her mind is assaulted by memories of previous Avatars saying the same thing#it really is a never ending cycle of too much burden being placed on a single person. but that realisation is anything but comforting#she begs for it to stop because that grief of life over life spent pushing a boulder uphill is just Too Much#and before she knows it. it ceases. only to be replaced by a blue glow visible even through closed eyelids#and a feather light touch of hands on her face. it doesn’t feel exactly like human hands by virtue of belonging to a spirit#that helps her relax a little. reminding her of mama’s touch. she looks at the person who appeared before her. her mind supplies the name#‘Avatar Yangchen?’. she whispers. but the woman is nowhere near as stoic and peaceful as she’s shown to be in every depiction of her#she looks.. sad. concerned. as burdened by grief as Suiren herself is. she’s not just a legendary figure from a time long gone#not yet another past life Suiren would never measure up to. she’s… human. capable of human emotion. just like Suiren is#I’m not sure how their conversation goes and have no inspiration to come up with anything. but I just wanted to draw them interacting
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